November 14, 2006

A Tribute to Agnes

So I used to think that getting comments on my blog from spam drug companies was the most entertaining thing that I would ever experience, but that was before... Agnes.
Agnes imparts such whimsical wisdom upon my blog. I don't know who Agnes is. Is Agnes a twleve-year old boy? Is Agnes a computer program? Is Agnes an anonymous and slightly incoherent friend? Is Agnes for real some representative of a flower shop in the UK? It doesn't matter. Agnes gives me a reason to get up in the morning, and that reason is to post on my blog. My life's goal will be complete if Agnes will post a comment on this very blog entry.
Below are some of the comments that Agnes has been so kind as to leave on my blog:

"Like "perhaps I Should be an animal". Oh it's the sweetest and most interesting title of a song. I'm completely in love with the song plus the title."

"So you are an official Star trek's fan haan? I figure that out by your posts. But I just can't stop calling it the most annoying drama series on earth. I mean, wats with the aliens and stupid weird costumes and aircrafts that do not exist at all. Be more realistic people."

"Men are only sometimes a mystery to me. The one thing I do not understand form most of them is their indolence, their laziness. I just can’t figure out how most of them can leave what they can do today for the next day. One “rational” explanation I’ve got is that it can really be done tomorrow."

"Marry with your all DVDs? I thought that you want it with one, but who would imagine that you need all of them. That will be a DVD-gamia, won’t it? Beware of what you wish because it can become reality."

"That's right brother. Welcome to the earth. DO not even try to enjoy your stay here or you will be busted or kicked out immediately. You will find some space, in the vast space out there only. There's no space on earth. Remember that."

Posted by jujio at November 14, 2006 12:29 AM

I'm not Agnes, but I think this is hilarious.

Posted by: Dan at November 14, 2006 10:49 AM

Haha, yeah. I love the one where Agnes "figured out" that I was a Star Trek fan from my blog in which I raved about Star Wars.

Posted by: Julia at November 14, 2006 10:54 AM

I'm a little suprised she hasn't posted in one of dan's blogs, being that one is called "london calling" and the other currently has a story with the narrator living in London.

I love how wide a range the comments can be...sometimes disagreeing, other times just funny, sometime inquisitive, and sometimes just depressing. I love it. Every time you post I look forward to a new nugget of insight into this mystery person from england.

Posted by: mallio at November 14, 2006 11:43 AM

Where is she?

Posted by: Dan at November 15, 2006 9:48 AM

I don't know... maybe my tribute offended Agnes.

Posted by: Julia at November 15, 2006 8:44 PM

She commented on Adam's most recent post. Maybe you're no longer in her good graces.

Posted by: Dan at November 16, 2006 10:42 AM
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